Let’s write NSA Song!

The Lighter Side
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Friday is pretty bad for me. I woke up at 5:30am this morning in order to print and prep for today. I took a lunch break and came up with an “NSA Song” after I got back down from the mountains.

This is my lyrics! Please add you own lyrics to mine! Thanks! Add pics if you got them!

NSA Song:

God bless the NSAs…across the USA…
From the mountains, to the prairies,
throw the wind, through the snow they will go…

From the mountains…
Uhm, I have to get way down there?….

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To the prairies….
Ok, this is not so bad….

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Through the desert and the sand,
many don’t understand the struggles we face
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Here is my entry :grin:

(to the tune of Glen Campbell’s “Wichita Lineman” Wichita Lineman (Remastered 2001) - YouTube skip the ad

I am a notary in this county
And I just took a glance
Searchin’ in the sun
for another refinance

I see your orders on the wire
I can hear my printer do the whine
And the California notary
Will still take the chance

I know I need a small vacation
But it don’t look like rain
And that big ol’ signing house down south
Will make me
stand the strain

And I need you more than want you
And I want you all the time
And the California notary
Still points where to sign

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Awesome! Got any CA landscape pics!

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Chorus: Just pay me oooon tiiiime! :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Ok, that’s a good one ….:joy:

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“Don’t confuse us with the mailman, as he gets paid more to travel then I am”… :mailbox_with_mail:

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:monkey_face::see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil:…… sad but true :bowing_woman:t4:

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“And when we begin to hear the banjos play, sorry to say, we just turn away”

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Mailman gets paid more than a notary? Is this true?

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For some… can make up to $40/hr in some areas

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Don’t forget to factor in the full FED Bennies they get!

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Going to apply on Monday!

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I would want hazard pay!..LOL

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That may be for Alaska…who knows but the average salary is $45-$75k a year. Half my husband side of the family used to work for the post office @VIPnotaryCO they can’t afford you.

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Whaat???

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